Friday, October 29, 2010

Squirrel Porn

One night Mary and I were coming home from the casino and she saw a sign that said "squirrel corn." Well I thought she said squirrel porn so I naturally said wtf is squirrel porn? We got a good laugh out of it and every time we drove past the place that sold squirrel corn we would laugh again. We used to laugh a lot.

Well tonight I drove past that place and I laughed and I had good memories about Mary for the first time in a long time. So that gives me a little bit of hope that someday I can forget about the way she has treated me and get past it all. It's gonna take a loooooooonnnnnnggggg time but maybe someday I'll get there.

Monday, October 25, 2010

A Confession.

I have a confession to make.

When I was young I was a Democrat. I voted for Jimmy Carter, I was even a precinct committeeman for a couple years.

I know, I know, please don't hate me. I was young and stupid and under the influence of the Warrens.

But there is good news. I grew up, got smarter and changed into a Republican. I can proudly say I voted for Ronald Regan.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Haunting memory

When I was young I used to drive all over central Indiana fixing copiers. I knew where all the best places were to take a pee and use the payphone. The Ramada Inn at the airport was one of those go-too places.

This is what happened to it.

From the Indy Star today..

I used to spend a lot of time in that lobby and was in it a couple days before. The accident haunted me for years and I still get chills when I drive by the spot where the hotel once stood.

This Star article brought back those memories.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Floors, plumbing and scammers.

Sorry haven't blogged for a couple weeks. Haven't talked with Mary in two months not even a text in over a month and the townhouse has been nothing but repairing floors and DWV plumbing. Not very exciting stuff.

I got one of those I'm stuck in Europe please help me emails and decided to have a little fun.

-----Original Message-----
From: Julie French
To: undisclosed recipients: ;
Sent: Wed, Oct 6, 2010 7:14 am
Subject: urgent help needed...from julie

Hello! I'm sorry I didn't tell you about my trip ... I'm currently in London, on a short vacation as I write this ... what happened today is unbelievable, and now I am stuck here. I got mugged at gun point on my way to the hotel and my money, credit cards, phone and other valuables were stolen. Thank God they did not take my passport. I urgently need your help. I JUST NEED $1,700 TO SORT OUT MY HOTEL BILLS AND I promise to pay you back once I get home. I do have cash in my account, but I can't access it right now because I had to cancel all my credit cards that were stolen!! I'm sending this from a free internet connection at the public library. I will be forever grateful if you can help me. Please respond quickly, as my flight leaves in a few hours and I need to pay my hotel bill. __ Julie

From: Subject: Re: urgent help needed...from julie

Then life sucks for you.

Seriously FUCK OFF!

OMG.. I know that this sound weird to you because of scam going Around now, But you have nothing to worry about because you are sending the money to my name as we both know i will need some kinda verification before i can pick up the money,how much can you afford right now,i am freaked out at the moment,kindly let me know so that i can give you the info you need to wired the money to me here and i promise to refund it back as soon as I'm back home. __ Julie

From: Subject: Re: urgent help needed...from julie
I can afford enough for you to buy a bullet. Can you borrow a gun and shoot yourself in the head? People like you who prey on peoples good will and love are the worst kind of scum.

No further response from Julie.